Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I need help removing her.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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