She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
this must be what syphilis tastes like
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
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