Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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