i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
