that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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