This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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