We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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