Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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