Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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