yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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