girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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