at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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