This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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