remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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