Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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