Sry I called you an 8
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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