Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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