I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Randomize
