not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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