I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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