yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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