so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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