she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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