I feel like I'm in dance class right now
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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