I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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