is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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