I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I AM VODKA MAN
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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