I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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