Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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