If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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