tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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