I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Come share oat with me in your robe
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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