pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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