I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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