It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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