brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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