Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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