My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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