I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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