i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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