Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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