This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
