doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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