3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
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