i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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