At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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