we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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