come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
