Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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