I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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