my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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