Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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