i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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