Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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